Skimming the Charmin

By , August 31, 2012 3:14 pm

by Kristine Lloyd

Forgive me for broaching this very delicate subject, but it seems warranted given that the average person spends three years in a lifetime on the loo. Friends: one could procure a law degree in that amount of time. Perhaps the advertisers who devised toilet paper printed with ads and coupon codes, soon to be stocked at the public library in Port Chester, New York, can start selling newspapers and books on a roll. It would sure save many a librarian from having to don a HazMat suit to remove abandoned newspapers from the men’s bathroom.

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